I wrote some stuff about some really horrible songs that came out this year. →
Co-sign on all of these! But I am especially a fan of the Maroon 5 one (and the paired Adam Levine picture):
In every city in this great land, there exists a certain type of male. This gent is in a band that manages to label themselves a “hard rock band” despite having 4 keyboard players, He spends his time working out (yoga, both hot and not hot), waxing poetic about “life’s journey”, and attending every H-list level celebrity event that takes place to promo the aformentioned band. While doing all of this, he manages to score ungodly amounts of tail in his free time. Screw that guy.
(Source: aldoushuxtable)
